That's what he said.

Things that I've Learned Since Being on TV

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 18:37 -- Doug
As Seen on TV!

  1. Don't wear black on TV. Actually, I knew that already. Not sure what I was thinking.
  2. Stop slouching. Honestly, I don't have a gut.
  3. I have an enormous head.
  4. I have an enormous, bald head.
  5. People with enormous, bald heads should not gesture so much with their enormous, bald heads.
  6. JUST HOLD STILL, MAN!

Actually, the interview went pretty well, enormous head notwithstanding. I'll post the video as soon as I have it. Thanks again Jen, for having me on the show!