That's what he said.

What do I think of the cage? Are you KIDDING me?

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 06:44 -- Doug

"Ok, honestly? I'm a primate. I don't philosophize much. They feed me, clean my cage, and I'm safe from predators. I sure could use a TV and some smokes, though. Everyone loves a smoking monkey—am I right? Oh, and love the retouch, Doug. Thanks! It's so hard to get a good picture to send home when I'm stuck behind this glass all day."

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What do I think of the cage? Are you KIDDING me?
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P.S. As it turns out, I also do retouching for humans. What's better, it's included in your shoot! Talk to me for details.